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Hello Again: Another Open Letter to Francisco Elson

Franciscozone!

Franciscozone!

Hey Francisco,

Been a while, hasn't it? What've you been up -- me? Oh, I've been... you know just watching the Sixers. They've been um, they've been doing okay since you left. I mean it's been hard, don't get me wrong. The whole city practically mourned for a month when you went to Utah. The stats don't tell the tale of just how massively important you were to the 2009-10 Sixers team. But I remember. Ohhhhh boy do I remember. *shimmery dissolve*

It was a particularly warm April evening in Philadelphia when the Milwaukee Bucks, the team we couped you from, came to town. Eddie Jordan decided that, in the throes of battle between the 44-34 Bucks and 26-52 Sixers, you were ready to make your first appearance as a Sixer. The game thread managed a whopping 83 comments, including this gem from now-lost commenter "el" who famously wrote: "titanic matchup: brezec vs. elson" upon your checking in.

And titanic it was, Francisco. You scored two HUGE points in your glorious 4 minutes and 7 seconds of basketball as a Sixer, the only time you would ever see the court in a Philadelphia uniform. And you know what? That was all you needed. Because you flat out dominated in those 4:07. Those 2 points were on only 2 shots and you went to the foul line 3 times yourself, opting not to make any because you knew the Sixers needed a loss. That kind of dedication is something lost in the NBA these days. You're a treasure. You would go on to finish the game with a +/- of +2 in a five-point loss to Milwaukee. The only two people with a higher plus-minus were Jrue Holiday and Andre Iguodala. I would argue that you were, at the time, as much of a cornerstone of this franchise as they were.

After 62 beautiful games with the Jazz, you're somehow back on the market and ready for the Sixers to pick you up. And the prospect of you and Tony Battie sharing a frontcourt together, my, that has my heart a-fluttering. Rod Thorn and Doug Collins know better than to sign a young kid with "potential" and "upside". All of that is just scouting mumbo-jumbo. I can see with my eyes that you are seven feet of pure basketball sense waiting to be splooged out all over this Sixers team.

Hopefully Spencer Hawes and Nikola Vucevic are out for the rest of the season because they frankly can't hold your jockstrap. So lace up your boots, go find your super suit, and get ready to ride the Sixers to championship glory. Just sign on that dotted line Francisco, we've been waiting for this moment our whole lives.

With all our love,

Liberty Ballers

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you are seven feet of pure basketball sense waiting to be splooged out all over this Sixers team.

Now that there is what they call IMAGERY!!!

This reminds me of the days of Dalembert and how his Wikipedia was once tampered with to say “His most redeeming quality? At least he’s tall.” – Bill Green.

loved this line…

you went to the foul line 3 times yourself, opting not to make any because you knew the Sixers needed a loss.

Ah, the memories of sweet, sweet losing.

lol

I remember the first letter was only a few days after I joined this site… and pretty much kept me here because of its sheer hilarity.

You have a way with words Michael.

Francisco Elson = they think this Spencer injury(s) will linger all year long. Which does give the Sixers some bargaining power if they decide to bring him back. Big guys are so risky 3 years would be my absolute max and even that would be tough

I think “all year long” might be over-stating it, more accurately they’ve realized just how thin they are at the center position. I would bet hawes is fully healed by this time next month. If they really thought Hawes is going to be out long term, why bother picking this pile of trash up? Given the sixers position in the standings, and the fact that they’ve got a legit chance to be something more then a “just outside the lottery” type team, you’d think they’d make an effort to pick up an “average” starting big.

Dibs on all the Royal Ivey jokes whenever they come back

This was probably the funniest post I’ve seen on here. I can’t believe they’re thinking about bringing this guy in. So much upside and so much basketball sense.

I’m just glad they’re not going to use this opportunity to find out what Lavoy Allen can do with regular minutes. With a 4.5 game division lead and 3 games against bottom feeders, the Sixers can’t afford to play a rookie significant time.

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